Health and Aging Jokes

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No refillsA distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office...
Alzheimer'sBenefits of having the disease.
Getting married at 90The Wedding Gift ideas are a whole lot different than at 20.
The truth about nutritionThe truth among the conflicting medical studies.
Fitness and exercisingOne perspective.
Exploding grandparentsThe secret to a long life is to sprinkle a little gunpowder on your breakfast cereal every morning.
Hearing problemsCan offer valuable insight.
39 and holdingBut little Johnny can't quite figure this out.
Age is a funny thingWhich do we want to be.. old or young?
Forgetter is betterMy forgetter's getting better, but my rememberer is broke.
The Holiday InnYour final resting place.
Don't touch meOh, oh, I must be dead.
Nail biting solutionTwo golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.
Over the hillWho says we are over the hill?
The perks of being over 40
Remembering?Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
Just for funPositive perspectives on aging quirks.
Retirement!A retirement poem that you will all enjoy.
I'm over 50and...
Some thoughts on agingEventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Proud to be a senior citizenI'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying...
How God & Grandma are alikeOne Grandma polishes up her halo...
Car thief panicA senior moment.
Joys of being a 50+ womanWomen over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them...
To be 10 againAn attempt to fulfill a birthday wish goes bad.
Don't mess with GrandmaTrue story of an elderly Florida lady protecting her car from thieves.
Seniors' special
Most dangerous foodWhat food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?
Thanksgiving dinnerThings to do to liven it up.
Rules of chocolateIt's easy to keep these rules!

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