The Sign

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now!
Before it's Too Late!
 

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"  From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"

OOPS!

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