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I'm a Senior Citizen and Proud of it!

• I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.
  
  
• I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
  
  
• I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.
  
  
• I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
  
  
• I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.
  
  
• I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over.
  
  
• I'm not grouchy; I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians.
  
  
• I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
  
  
• I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.
  
  
• I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
  
  
• I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the key to the storeroom.

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