Actual Church Signs

  • Church Parking - For Members Only! Trespassers church humourwill be baptized!

  • "No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace."

  • "Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!"

  • "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

  • An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, -"For Fast Relief, Take Two Tablets."

  • "People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

  • "Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush."

  • "Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily."

  • "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."

  • "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

  • "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

  • "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

  • "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

  • "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire Insurance soon."

  • "A ch__ch is a church when (U R) in it.

  • "In the dark? Follow the Son."

  • "Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up."

  • "God only accepts knee-mail."

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