How to Tell if You're Over the Hill

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  • You no longer laugh at 'Preparation H' commercials.

  • Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

  • You buy shoes with crepe rubber soles.

  • The only reason you're still awake at 2 am is indigestion.

  • People ask you what color your hair used to be.

  • You enjoy watching the news.

  • Your car must have four doors.

  • You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

  • You dream about prunes.

  • You browse the bran cereal section in the grocery store.

  • You start worrying when your supply of Ben Gay is low.

  • You think a CD is a certificate of deposit.

  • You have more than two pairs of glasses.

  • You read the obituaries daily.

  • Your biggest concern when dancing is falling.

  • You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.

  • You wear black socks with sandals.

  • You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.

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