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Just For Fun

• Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  
  
• Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
  
  
• My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
  
  
• I'm 18 with lots of experience.
  
  
• Every time I think about exercise, I lie down till the thought goes away.
  
  
• God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things.  Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
  
  
• I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
  
  
• There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
  
  
• The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
  
  
• The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
  
  
• Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
  
  
• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

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