Exploding Grandparents
A tough old countryman once counselled his young grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his breakfast cereal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 93.
When he died he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren...and a fifteen-foot hole in the ground where the crematorium used to be!
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Used with permission: Grandparents Network

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