The Top 12 Hidden Hospital Bill Charges
12. IV bottle deposit in OR, VT, and MA: $3
11. Bill preparation and printing: $30
10. Polysylabbic Obfuscation Redisintermediation: $275
9. Three-second smirk from George Clooney: $8,000
8. Bedpan Refrigeration: $48
7. Unspecified Aroma: $83
6. Upgrade to hourly sponge baths: $197/day
5. Wheelchair Damage Collision Insurance: $39.25
4. Surgeon's Daughter's Preparatory School Tuition, Kaplan SAT Course and DKNY Wardrobe Surcharge: $2,500
3. Psychologist's fees for nursing staff after you put your gown on backwards and went "visiting": $400
2. Donation to the Fund to Rehire Mandy Patinkin: $3,000
And the Number One Hidden Hospital Bill Charge...
1. Lost forceps: $35 - Knowing where the surgeon lost the forceps: Priceless
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