The Pit

by unknown

A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.

A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said, "I feel for you, down there."

An OBJECTIVE person came along and said, "It's logical that someone would fall down there."

A PHARISEE said, "Only bad people fall into a pit."

A MATHEMATICIAN calculated how he fell into the pit.

A NEWS REPORTER wanted the exclusive story on his pit.

An IRS man asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.

A SELF PITYING person said, "You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit."

An OPTIMIST said, "Things could be worse."

A PESSIMIST said, "Things will get worse."

JESUS, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.

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