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by unknownJunior hit the meter man,
Junior bit the cook;
Junior’s anti-social now.
(According to the book.)
Junior smashed the clock and lamp,
Junior hacked the tree;
(Destructive trends are treated in chapters II and III.)
Junior threw his milk at Mom,
Junior screamed for more;
(Notes on self-assertiveness are found in chapter IV.)
Junior tossed his shoes and socks,
Out into the rain;
(Negation, that is normal. Disregard the strain.)
Junior set Dad’s shirt on fire,
Upset Grandpa’s plate;
(That’s to gain attention. See page thirty-eight.)
Grandpa seized a slipper,
And yanked Junior ‘cross his knee.
(He’s read nothing but the Bible. Since 1923.)
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